Recruiting

"At one major investment bank for which I worked, we used psychometric testing to recruit social psychopaths because their characteristics exactly suited them to senior corporate finance roles."

Fighting chance

Not good.

Diet in a bottle

Ship optional.

vi

a bib is a place i save my food
something tasty, something good
a piece of toast for later, some vegetables too
and let's not forget my pud-

ding goes the microwave, wonder what i'll have
pop goes the kettle, sizzle goes the stove
something's cooking for me
where's my bib, i'm hungry

(repeat)

v

soft toy, spoil me
see if i can squeak
hard toy, chew me
i'll help you with your teeth

iv

egg custard, you're busted
with blisters on your face
with peanuts, i'll go nuts
and swell up every place

iii

one egg for you, baby blue
two eggs from mum, currant bun
three eggs for me, surrounded by love
four eggs for an omelette, breakfast enough